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15Nov/050

Kambing!

Takala kebosanan melanda maka lahirlah sekor kambing yang tidak dpt di kesan asal usul nyer!

#!#c:\Perl\bin\perl.exe -w
# KAMBING BOT!
use strict;
use IO::Socket;

# maklumat penting! untuk ternakan kambing anda
my $pelayan = "oblivion.ca.us.irchighway.net";
my $nama_kambing_anda = "kekambing";
my $spesis = "gurun";

# kandang kambing anda
my $kandang = "#saiyaman-malay";

# koneksi ke irc server
my $sock = new IO::Socket::INET(PeerAddr => $pelayan,
PeerPort => 6667,
Proto => 'tcp') or
die "kambing betul takleh connect plak\n";
# membuat koneksi ke pelayan
print $sock "NICK $nama_kambing_anda\r\n";
print $sock "USER $spesis 8 * :Kambing Ternakan zuan\r\n";

# baca info dari pelayan tunjuk kambing dah masuk
while (my $input = < $sock>) {
if ($input =~ /004/) {
last;
}
elsif ($input =~ /433/) {
die "kambing telah mampus di baham rimau!.";
}
}

# masuk ke kandang.
print $sock "JOIN $kandang\r\n";

while (my $input = < $sock>) {
chop $input;
if ($input =~ /^PING(.*)$/i) {
# main ping pong dengan server kalau tak nanti kene sembelih
print $sock "PONG $1\r\n";
}
else {
# taik kambing bersepah-sepah
print "$input\n";
}
}

* [kekambing] (~gurun@18251e65.2f9b2a4a.4e929bd.2fc699fcX): Kambing Ternakan zuan
* [kekambing] #saiyaman-malay
* [kekambing] irc.irchighway.net :The IRCHighWay Network
* [kekambing] End of WHOIS list.

PS: nak curik copy ke ape dengan kod di atas silakan takda sape nak marah lepas ko amik ko cakap ko punya aku curik yg ko pun aku takde nak marah nyer sebab aku pun lupa mane aku dapat coding ni har har har harun!

12Nov/050

quote from bash.org

[ben174] : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
[chrislmb] : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
[ben174] : Where u work?
[chrislmb] : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

lol !

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10Nov/050

Rawak!

ni belas ehsan dari seorang kawan (zack-san) yg kebosanan di pagi hari! click utk full size
hoho

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9Nov/050

Revamped!

getting back the old database seem imposible so i dont have a choice but to start back from 0!
blahhh i'm lazy maybe next year i will write more :p

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